It’s probably not easy to name a car. But, also, how hard can it be. Here are three good ones not currently taken; Typhoon, Timber Wolf, GRX. It’s easy. It’s just environmental disasters, a cool animal or three letters that sound good next to each other. How then do some cars, even good ones, have such terrible names?
Go ahead, try to pronounce it.
TDF sounds like a sexually transmitted disease.
Aston Martin Volante
Normally something so passive and soft as “Volante” might get a pass, but Aston Martin is the company with names like Vantage and Vanquish. Volante just isn’t right with those two is it?
Kia Pro_cee’d GT
An underscore and an apostrophe. Good god.
Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard
I promise this exists. This would be the worst name ever, if it wasn’t kinda awesome.
“That’s it”? “That’s all” ? “That’s a terrible name for a car” ?
Seriously, how do you make such an amazing car, and then assign it a name as terribly boring and bland as “MP4-12c”. My toaster has a cooler name.