The Worst Car Names Ever

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It’s probably not easy to name a car. But, also, how hard can it be. Here are three good ones not currently taken; Typhoon, Timber Wolf, GRX. It’s easy. It’s just environmental disasters, a cool animal or three letters that sound good next to each other. How then do some cars, even good ones, have such terrible names?
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Pagani Huayra

Go ahead, try to pronounce it.
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Ferrari F12tdf

TDF sounds like a sexually transmitted disease.
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Aston Martin Volante

Normally something so passive and soft as “Volante” might get a pass, but Aston Martin is the company with names like Vantage and Vanquish. Volante just isn’t right with those two is it?
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Kia Pro_cee’d GT

An underscore and an apostrophe. Good god.
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Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard

I promise this exists. This would be the worst name ever, if it wasn’t kinda awesome.
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Honda That’s

“That’s it”? “That’s all” ? “That’s a terrible name for a car” ?
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McLaren MP4-12c

Seriously, how do you make such an amazing car, and then assign it a name as terribly boring and bland as “MP4-12c”. My toaster has a cooler name.
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